What does the LutherPunk need?

I’ve seen this one around, and finally decided to join in. Hat tip to Lutheranchik.

Basically, you put your name into Google followed by the word needs. I put in my real name, and replaced it with my online moniker. List your top 10 results. Here you go:

1. The LutherPunk Needs to Go. (sorry if I offended!)

2. The LutherPunk needs to realize that this battle has waged for many years beyond a contemporary discussion of politics and soundbites. (bite me!)

3. The LutherPunk Needs To See It. (uh…wait a second…see what?)

4. The LutherPunk needs 67 kills for 1,000 career (hey, I warned you guys I was gonna snap one day!)

5. The LutherPunk needs the wheel orders turned in asap. (huh?)

6. The LutherPunk needs substantial support from the African-American community
(yes I do!!!!)

7. The LutherPunk needs a win to secure a chance for Democrats to take over the Senate (Hey guys, I’ll do my job if you’ll do yours)

8. The LutherPunk needs to come smoke The Chronic in my New apartment (um…I appreciate the offer, but I am pretty sure they don’t pastors doing that)

9. The LutherPunk needs a friend. (yep)

10. The LutherPunk eeds to offset North’s downstate appeal by rolling up big margins in the voter-rich suburbs of Washington (I think I am running for office or something?!)